Ohio Idiots Parade as Conservative Politicians

Ohio Idiots Parade as Conservative Politicians. First, let us note that the Ohio populace favors Medicinal Marijuana by 73%. That is more than just a simple majority. For the math impaired that is almost 3 out of 4, or in terms an idiot politician can comprehend, 46+ points outright in favor (not counting those that neither oppose or support). The implications seem clear enough. Unless...YOU ARE AN ABSURD MORON!! Republican Tony Hocevar, in a seizure of stupid announced,“I’m just questioning if this is something the community wants”. I have just 2 questions for ya Tony: A. Do you wear a little helmet on the floor of the State Legislature? and B. Does your Mommy pack you a lunch and pat you on the head as she sends you off to take the short bus to the state offices, reminding you to play nice with the other republicans in the sandbox today? Since when did the Republican party decide to implement the hiring policies for a Wal-Mart door greeter? Like this peice? DIGG IT!

Elmo gets Busted for Possession

Elmo gets Busted for Possession. Sesame Street 5.0 rolled up on Elmo's hydroponics lab after a K-grader attempted to slang 4 oz of Sour Diesel reefer to his Kindy-gartin teacher from a blue bag plastered with Elmo's trademark. When the child was asked to turn in his homework he replied, "I donno 'bout dat, but i got sumpin else you might like!" Apparently the boy's father, 33 yr old Ronald Washington a single father of 2, was in deep with Oscar the Grouch's bookies and had turned to Elmo in desperation. Elmo paid off the bookies but then had Washington by the short and curlies. It seems, the beloved public televisions star was trying to expand his market and Ronald's son was networked in at the local elementary. When asked to comment, local authorities responded," We fear that this is just a small piece of a much larger criminal cartel, we are pretty sure that Elmo is just a small time puppet. There must be someone else pulling the strings." S.S.P.D. has turned up the heat on the local criminal underbelly, doubling the law enforcement officers on the beat in the hardened streets of Sesame...Get more here

Medicinal Marijuana Movement Collides with a Wal Mart

29 year old Joseph Casias, a desperate father of two suffers from a brain tumor and sinus cancer. He was given his walking papers by Wal-Mart for testing positive for marijuana. This was legal in his state and recommended by a doctor. It seems the slave labor utilizing, conservative business will destroy all that stand in their way to domination of the global cheap stuff industry. This merciless megalith of monetary might might smash the medicinal marijuana movement right in the mouth. Joseph claimed never to use the prescription when on duty. Still Wal-Mart reserves the right to kick a man when he is down for a smidge of non toxic residue in the fresh lipids. The most fearsome aspect of the case is the power that Wal-Mart wields politically. It could ebb the tide of the medicial marijuana movement with a pharmaceutical filibuster... more here