Ancient Medicinal Marijuana the MMJ USA Series Episode 1.
Tangible evidence that Medicinal Marijuana was in use in the middle east over 1600 years ago was discovered in 1993 when Israeli scientist scraped some residue from the skeletal remains of an ancient 14 yr old girl who had died in childbirth. It seems her nurses gave her this ancient remedy to aid with the contractions as well as mitigate the pain. The finger pointers (i am sure) have already extended their digits to accuse the herb of possibly contributing to the death of the underage labor laden maiden, or at least suggest that is was a antiquated idiots attempt at medicine. Clearly the patient is dead. Well, the truth in the matter is the poor girl died from Narrow Tunnel Syndrome (or NTS) the primary symptom being a pelvis too small to deliver a child naturally. So perhaps it might be more appropriate to point the finger at the Republicans of Antiquity for refusing to allow the distribution of sheep's intestine at the local Bedouin high school or the philandering ways of that one rich kid who drove a really cool camel with racing stripes and 3 humps. My point is that way back in the days before hormone laced Vitamin D milk a 14 yr female often didn't yet have those child baring hips and c-sections in the middle of the desert more often then not go awry.
Now a confession: The National Police Headquarters in Israel and the Israel Antiquities Authority forensic division confessed knowledge of marijuana as a medicine in use prior to 1,600 B.C. in Egyptian, Assyrian, Greek and Roman records to include the medicinal journals of the day.
My confession: there is no such thing as Narrow Tunnel Syndrome (or NTS). I took my journalistic liberties to MAKE IT UP!! So, please don't try to Google it. Here is to Freedom of Speech and the integrity of journalism.
...at least I confess my BS.
see the SOURCE
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Showing posts with label ancient medicine. Show all posts
Sunday, April 25, 2010
Ancient Medicinal Marijuana the MMJ USA Series Episode 1
Ancient Medicinal Marijuana the MMJ USA Series Episode 1.
Tangible evidence that Medicinal Marijuana was in use in the middle east over 1600 years ago was discovered in 1993 when Israeli scientist scraped some residue from the skeletal remains of an ancient 14 yr old girl who had died in childbirth. It seems her nurses gave her this ancient remedy to aid with the contractions as well as mitigate the pain. The finger pointers (i am sure) have already extended their digits to accuse the herb of possibly contributing to the death of the underage labor laden maiden, or at least suggest that is was a antiquated idiots attempt at medicine. Clearly the patient is dead. Well, the truth in the matter is the poor girl died from Narrow Tunnel Syndrome (or NTS) the primary symptom being a pelvis too small to deliver a child naturally. So perhaps it might be more appropriate to point the finger at the Republicans of Antiquity for refusing to allow the distribution of sheep's intestine at the local Bedouin high school or the philandering ways of that one rich kid who drove a really cool camel with racing stripes and 3 humps. My point is that way back in the days before hormone laced Vitamin D milk a 14 yr female often didn't yet have those child baring hips and c-sections in the middle of the desert more often then not go awry.
Now a confession: The National Police Headquarters in Israel and the Israel Antiquities Authority forensic division confessed knowledge of marijuana as a medicine in use prior to 1,600 B.C. in Egyptian, Assyrian, Greek and Roman records to include the medicinal journals of the day.
My confession: there is no such thing as Narrow Tunnel Syndrome (or NTS). I took my journalistic liberties to MAKE IT UP!! So, please don't try to Google it. Here is to Freedom of Speech and the integrity of journalism.
...at least I confess my BS.
see the SOURCE
Monday, March 29, 2010
Ancient Medicinal Marijuana - Episode 2: Toke Like an Egyptian
Upon examination of the mummified corpse of Ramses II there was a brief shutter that shot through the room of scientists. It seemed for a moment that the Pharaoh might have died from Acute Endemial Dandruff. It was logical. This was long before there was medicinal Head & Shoulders. Then upon closer inspection it was found to be cannabis pollen. In fact, it was everywhere in the tomb. A simple explanation for this might be the copious fields of homegrown that where everywhere in ancient Egypt. An ancient text, the Ebers Papyrus, scribbled out around 1500 BC, describes cannabis as a "liberator of sin...if taken over a long term, it makes one communicate with spirits and lightens one's body." This pollen was found in highly intoxicating quantities in ancient honey from the period. Perhaps the Pharaohs enjoyed their Marijuana on their Sunday morning scones like the early Mormon Pioneers. More here
Ancient Medicinal Marijuana - The MMJ USA Series:Episode 1
Tangible evidence that Medicinal Marijuana was in use in the middle east over 1600 years ago was discovered in 1993 when Israeli scientist scraped some residue from the skeletal remains of an ancient 14 yr old girl who had died in childbirth. It seems her nurses gave her this ancient remedy to aid with the contractions as well as mitigate the pain. The finger pointers (i am sure) have already extended their digits to accuse the herb of possibly contributing to the death of the underage labor laden maiden, or at least suggest that is was a antiquated idiots attempt at medicine. Clearly the patient is dead. Well, the truth in the matter is the poor girl died from Narrow Tunnel Syndrome (or NTS) the primary symptom being a pelvis too small to deliver a child naturally. So perhaps it might be more appropriate to point the finger at the Republicans of Antiquity for refusing to allow the distribution of sheep's intestine at the local Bedouin high school or the philandering ways of that one rich kid who drove a really cool camel with racing stripes and 3 humps. My point is that way back in the days before hormone laced Vitamin D milk a 14 yr female often didn't yet have those child baring hips and c-sections in the middle of the desert more often then not go awry.
Now a confession: The National Police Headquarters in Israel and the Israel Antiquities Authority forensic division confessed knowledge of marijuana as a medicine in use prior to 1,600 B.C. in Egyptian, Assyrian, Greek and Roman records to include the medicinal journals of the day.
My confession: there is no such thing as Narrow Tunnel Syndrome (or NTS). I took my journalistic liberties to MAKE IT UP!! So, please don't try to Google it. Here is to Freedom of Speech and the integrity of journalism.
...at least I confess my BS.
see the SOURCE
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