...Wow that really was "in depth". I think i might check myself in today. OOPS no insurance! guess i will have to just use the old fashioned cure of 3
straight days of b vitamins, chalky detox beverages,
exercise and water and save myself about $10,000... but then what will i do about the
debilitating anxiety and panic attacks that i have been using it to treat with great positive effects for 10 years... oh well,
Marijuana addiction must be treated like the disease it is! Painful panic episodes are just my "continuous excuse" for the "frequent supply of chemicals" I need to get around my "bodies defense mechanisms". I have clearly felt the social consequences of the use of a medicinal herb in moderation due to the ignorant ad
hominem slander of a dumbfounded populace and the immoral laws that dictate what is allowed to be true even if utterly false. these are all just symptoms of the "
vicious cycle of marijuana addiction". I should call today and
receive my
FREE CONSULTATION!! Or maybe i will just take up heroin, to help me get off the crack that i took because of the gateway that marijuana created, i mean why not when these illicit substances are only "
perceived as harder", the wording obviously implies that marijuana is just as bad or possibly worse. Spencer Recovery Centers must be right
because its a legitimate business with 10 years of profits to show for it and an entire team of doctors to give it
credibility. I am just one of millions of lowly fools with a terrible disease.
Medical Marijuana Mayhem on a Plane - US-Air flight 1447 was heading from Philly to Frisco when hysterical tumult erupted in one of the toilet stalls. As the passengers began to murmur a 30 yr old man burst out with his pants around his ankles wailing like a banshee. this crazed mayhem was brought to a halt when the poor fool threw an elbow at a flight attendant. Little did the assailant know that the woman was a 4th degree black-belt. THWAP-WHOATCHA-FLIGIITCH into SLEEPERHOLD! The man was down. The flight diverted to Pittsburgh were the poor fool was cuffed and escorted to the room where the guy wearing latex gloves coated in anal-ease sat. In fear of the jelly finger the man blurted his confession. He had taken a double dose of his medical marijuana. He had eaten 2 marijuana cookies. Now i am generally a proponent of the medicinal use of marijuana but 2 cookies? I read about a man the other day who tried comestibles for the first time and after eating a single cookie had an unpleasant 3 day trip. Remember pot is a hallucinogen, especially in large amounts. So, who is the fool who eats 2 cookies when 2 bites is generally sufficient medication for the pro smoker who trains all day by doing lung reps on an ice bong...Maybe we should get him a prescription for some Valium and Vicodin and put him out of our misery. Or, maybe the airline should avoid "Snakes on a Plane" for the in-flight movie...More here
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