Medical Marijuana Mayhem on a Plane

Medical Marijuana Mayhem on a Plane - US-Air flight 1447 was heading from Philly to Frisco when hysterical tumult erupted in one of the toilet stalls. As the passengers began to murmur a 30 yr old man burst out with his pants around his ankles wailing like a banshee. this crazed mayhem was brought to a halt when the poor fool threw an elbow at a flight attendant. Little did the assailant know that the woman was a 4th degree black-belt. THWAP-WHOATCHA-FLIGIITCH into SLEEPERHOLD! The man was down. The flight diverted to Pittsburgh were the poor fool was cuffed and escorted to the room where the guy wearing latex gloves coated in anal-ease sat. In fear of the jelly finger the man blurted his confession. He had taken a double dose of his medical marijuana. He had eaten 2 marijuana cookies. Now i am generally a proponent of the medicinal use of marijuana but 2 cookies? I read about a man the other day who tried comestibles for the first time and after eating a single cookie had an unpleasant 3 day trip. Remember pot is a hallucinogen, especially in large amounts. So, who is the fool who eats 2 cookies when 2 bites is generally sufficient medication for the pro smoker who trains all day by doing lung reps on an ice bong...Maybe we should get him a prescription for some Valium and Vicodin and put him out of our misery. Or, maybe the airline should avoid "Snakes on a Plane" for the in-flight movie...More here