The Piece on MMJ Cupcakes Spoiled my Diet

A recent piece by one of our major contributors has me vexed. He knows i need to loose about 40 pounds, and yet he still chooses to do a piece on MMJ cupcakes. There is little protein in a marijuana cupcake and allot of empty calories. I of course had no Marijuana cupcakes just laying around so i ate some pound cake, then laid into my pipe like a crack fiend just to satiate the urge. Now I am encumbered with guilt and regret, and about 400 needless calories to burn off today.