Jonny Hopps and Mary Jane

Jonny Hopps and Mary Jane YESSSS! Imagine the possibilities. Jonny Hopps goes to a family reunion, somewhere in the deep south, where he reunites with a long lost cousin he hasn't seen in years. Mary Jane Puffin, who had been, until this momentous occasion, ostracized for her criminal activities, has flowered into a deliciously refined temptation in a green dress with purple spots. Jonny finds her fragrance irresistible and sequestered behind a tree stump they mount a glorious golden copulation that had been so long forbidden, so desperately taboo. While so many frown in fear of the 8 headed offspring that becomes of such desperate indulgences, there are those of us out there that know...sometimes cousin lovin is good, real good!! No this is not an excerpt from some seedy periodicle. This is about the advent of a bold new horizon, a great new future. The product of this unholy union might just change the world like some star child carried to earth upon a comet. Or maybe it will just change the way we watch football. the bastards name: Beerijuana!